injury

[jakethemaster99]

yesterday i was climbing a tree and fell. youd think i broke my leg or somthing like that but i fell halfway down the tree and my leg go lodged into a broken branch stiking out. then today at shchool a kid kicked my cut (which barley missed the nerve) and i got suspened

[stealthyeliminator]

thats gay. did you beat him up?

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Kid kicked YOUR cut and YOU got suspended?

[freakpbl]

hahahahahaha, my little brother fell out of a tree the other day and broke his leg in two places. Somehow i got it on video, his leg looked like it was on backwards. :lol:

[jakethemaster99]

the kid that kiked me was my freind, and he was just mad becasue i called him a crimanal for stealing my pizza. he got suspeded to

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

I dont think a leg on backwards looks to funny. :mellow:

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Oh yeah, forgot to say, criminal for a pizza and tat was worth kicking you over? Or is pizza that important?

[jakethemaster99]

i like my pizza

[DJT3250]

well w and t and f

[yellowpumpguy]

Getting suspended for getting kicked is gay. Today was our last full day of school. Next week is all exams. I've been trying to get in a fight all week. I have no idea why, I just feel like it. I think it's all those semi players at my local field talking crap about me and my pump. They're just jealous, I hand them their butts all the time. I'll do it again tomorrow.

[Poppintaco]

Me and my friend were jumping off a roofat a church into the snow and i fell of and landed in a bush. So i got a sled and sleded down the roof but i missed the bush and broke my foot. It was GREAT!

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Your the reversed one Poppintaco..... First your Grandmas house and then your foot and said it was great????? Thats wrong..

[Poppintaco]

it was great though you should try it some time Tgp

[P.A.N.G. paintballer]

heh, damn that would just be another minor accident in my eyes

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

So you try to execute yourself too, P.A.N.G?

[P.A.N.G. paintballer]

um, my hospital thinks so ;)

[Takon]

You know what really gets attention? Jumping off a 2 story deck. ;)

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Well, Im a safety guy..... :) But afterall, what did 3 brain surgeries do me? Just fear, AND SAFETY CAUTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was in the hospital for 11 terrible days. :( (Hallejulah, I didnt have some sorta disease... )

[P.A.N.G. paintballer]

no, if you REALLY want attention, try running out of your garage with your arm on fire and rool on the pavement until your dad comes out and sprays you with a hose :(

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

No, thats suicide..... And like I said above with the brain surgeries ( Youll see if you look ) Im a safety guy. :)

[P.A.N.G. paintballer]

Originally posted by PaintballinnTGP1608@May 21 2005, 07:57 AM
No, thats suicide..... And like I said above with the brain surgeries ( Youll see if you look ) Im a safety guy. :)
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actualy that happened to me when i was 18

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

OK. Still, thats partial suicide, only you didnt kill yourself.... But I must say, you try to kill yourself....

[P.A.N.G. paintballer]

Originally posted by PaintballinnTGP1608@May 21 2005, 08:01 AM
OK. Still, thats partial suicide, only you didnt kill yourself.... But I must say, you try to kill yourself....
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yeah, im way to careless with things, and sometimes it shows :(

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Not sometimes, all the time....

[P.A.N.G. paintballer]

Originally posted by PaintballinnTGP1608@May 21 2005, 08:06 AM
Not sometimes, all the time....
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thats a better way to put it ;)

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Hahaha, do you do anymore lethal things, or equivalent to setting your arm on fire, and waiting for the all powerfull hose?

[P.A.N.G. paintballer]

Originally posted by PaintballinnTGP1608@May 21 2005, 08:09 AM
Hahaha, do you do anymore lethal things, or equivalent to setting your arm on fire, and waiting for the all powerfull hose?
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well to be honest, lighting my arm on fire wasnt intentional, but it did grab attention

anyway, as is, i have a scar on my left hand between the thumb and the first finger that goes thorguh both sides, i have a titanium inset where my right kneecap used to be, ive broken my right hand, 2 ribs, and im missing 2 toes on my right foot and some minor burn marks on my right arm

is that too much?

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Wow......

[P.A.N.G. paintballer]

this kinda stuff happens often, i only listed the moderate/major ones

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Your a...... busy person ;) Again, wow.....

[P.A.N.G. paintballer]

like 3 days ago i was helping someone move and while under his truck waiting for him take stuff out, he opened the tail gate of his pickup and it hit me on the forehead, didnt do anything, but it hurt pretty bad

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Yikes!! Bet it was a big goose egg? Oooo boy.....

[P.A.N.G. paintballer]

tthere was a small one, but it went away pretty fast, you know, i bet he did it on purpose

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Why did he??? I woulda smacked em in the nose but thats just me.

[P.A.N.G. paintballer]

he kept just standing there while i was waiting and then i said "how about we get this done today jackass?" then right after that i was on the ground wondering what the hell happened

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Ohhh, so anger met anger.... What did ya do to him?

[P.A.N.G. paintballer]

nothing, at the time i thought it was an accident

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Whoa, so does he have a short fuse, or what you said was in a really negative tone?

[P.A.N.G. paintballer]

it was in a very sarcastic one, and he hates that

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Hate, hate, hate..... So did he try to beat you up anymore, or did he just say leave, as you were unaware of what had happened?

[P.A.N.G. paintballer]

nah, he acted like it was an accident too, maybe he was just trying to be funny, either way it still hurt like a ######, and i still helped him, damnit why didnt i notice this before

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Im sure he did the occasional chuckle and you asked him why and he said nothin.... maybe.... But otherwise he just knocked the wind outta ya sooo hard, you forgot...

[P.A.N.G. paintballer]

yeah, at first i didnt even know what happened, then after i found out i noticed my head hurt

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

The world is cruel, :( And so after you found out, did you go hit em on the head with a moving truck thingy? Or get your paintball gun, sneak to his house, ( Or new ) and shoot em with your paintball gun after you drag em out the window.... My point is, did you do anything afterwards?

[P.A.N.G. paintballer]

no, i just assumed he accidently hit the release on the gate, so i didnt do anything

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Actually, how long did it take you to realize what had happened, and if so after a few days did you go and get em?

[P.A.N.G. paintballer]

about 10 seconds, then i looked up and noticed the tail gate was down

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Very intresting story...

[P.A.N.G. paintballer]

this would have to be the longest time ive ever posted about a tailgate and being hit by one

[Takon]

Originally posted by P.A.N.G. paintballer@May 21 2005, 09:54 AM
no, if you REALLY want attention, try running out of your garage with your arm on fire and rool on the pavement until your dad comes out and sprays you with a hose* :(
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Or you could just do it in the basement. get lighter fluid, put it in a big glass bottle and try to light it with a regular lighter, the fluid will spill out all over myt arm and singe all my hair off my arm and hands.
Don't do it...

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

But an intresting way to kill 1 hour and 20 minutes...

[Takon]

Oh yes, and always clothesline your brother when he sleds down a big hill. It gets alot of laughs!

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Hmmm, now I wish I had a brother!

[P.A.N.G. paintballer]

or get a friend wear cheesy masks and start a duel inside a super target, damn that was fun

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

:huh: ? Sniper target wearing masks.... Dont get it..

[P.A.N.G. paintballer]

no, super target as in the chain of stores like wal mart

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Sorry, my brains kinda been fried Ive never, and probably never will again post for 1 hour and 30 min. constantly...

[Poppintaco]

im not allowed in wal mart anymore :(

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

How could you be "Not allowed to Wal Mart"? Would you skateboard down the sporting goods section collecting stuff and throwing it at people? :D :lol:

[Poppintaco]

No just ive gotten in trouble in there soo many times they dont want me in my local wal mart. But thats ok i still go there.

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Forget me thinking Yellowpumguy was crazy, your a true wackjob.

[Poppintaco]

Im gonna tell my mama on you

[stealthyeliminator]

get on some old clothes, have one of your freinds set different parts of it on fire and then run into wal mart screaming im on fire! im on fire! and then so the stop drop and roll and walk out. its great if one of your freinds works there.

Im gonna tell my mama on you

oh yea, well im gonna tell the mod on you. OOOHHH reported for stupidity.**not really**

[jakethemaster99]

my leg hurts

[Poppintaco]

Originally posted by jakethemaster99@May 23 2005, 10:45 AM
my leg hurts
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Aww can i kiss it to make it better ? ;)

[stealthyeliminator]

Originally posted by Poppintaco@May 24 2005, 04:33 PM
Aww can i kiss it to make it better ? ;)
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Wow. Are you flirting or joking?

If your leg hurts pinch it a lot. It might make it hurt worse for a while but eventully it will go num(sp) and not hurt at all anymore.(Don't really do that, if you want it to go num(sp) put ice on it.)

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Haha, funny what this turned into.....

[supersniperII]

my sister broke her leg today playing tag.

[jakethemaster99]

tag is pretty extreme

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Paintballs safer than tag! Thats another one! Ha.

[Poppintaco]

Originally posted by stealthyeliminator@May 24 2005, 11:38 PM
Wow. Are you flirting or joking?

If your leg hurts pinch it a lot. It might make it hurt worse for a while but eventully it will go num(sp) and not hurt at all anymore.(Don't really do that, if you want it to go num(sp) put ice on it.)
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I was joking

[paintmaster08]

i fell out of a tree when i was 4 and fractured my knee now it hurts when i do karate :)

[paintballfr3ak]

working at a camp, we played soccer on concrete... i jump over a little kid that i was about to run into... on the way down someone thought it would be funny to trip me... i broke my sholder, wrist and fractured my elbow lol... I was in a cast for 3 months and sling for about 6 months...