pranks

[stealthyeliminator]

my birthday is coming up. i was going to have a sleep over where we sleep in the back yard. i was going to do a prank on one of my neighbors. any suggestions? i was going to graffiti(sp) the roof with shaving cream. cover their doors with duck tape, maybe even put a bunch of tacks through the duck tape. i was going to put vasoline(sp) on their car windows and house windows and stick toilet paper to the vasoline. :D do you all think those are good ideas? got any better ones? please share. if you havent guessed, i dont really like those particular(sp) neighbors. i need some good pranks. but remember, these are the neighbors who call the police over ANYTHING. so i cant throw a smoke bomb through their doggy door or anything.(we were seriously thinking about that one.)

[GrungeIsDead]

there's an old saying, don't $hit where you eat. Meaning don't mess things up around you. Go do it somewhere else, if anyone gets wind of you having a sleep over, they're gonna know it was you, if you live where you're the only teen around, they're gonna come at you.

If you want to mess with peoples cars, put a bunch of pepperonis on in designs or poka dots, so they're on all night and some of the day, they'll pull em off with the paint too.

You can get bumper stickers on the internet, that have things like "I heart (picture of a rooster)" ... if ya don't get it, then don't buy it. then put them on the back of peoples cars, only do these car things to rich people, no sense in messing up some poor guys shitmobile.

Super glue in door handles, so keeps dont work. Wrap industrial cerain wrap around the car doors, going over the roof, under the car, about a 100 times or so. they can't open the door, and cutting it is impossiable cause its so tight, and so close to the door.

Two nighter- go right after the paper man leaves and take all the papers off everyone doorstep around, the next day do the same thing but put the old ones back, slip a note in with it saying whatever, like "Due to a paper short we we're unable to print [insert date] paper, till now, so we will now be delivering the paper late, sorry for the inconvenice" and then the next day put the old paper back.

Go around all day stealing housing for sell signs out of yards, and put your neighborhood up for sell, putting one infront of every house, maybe more than one...

all dumb but i get some sick satisfaction fromt them

[GrungeIsDead]

oh yes, not to forget messing up peoples lawns, i forgot about this, get some sort of spray bottles, mix in with vinager and bleach and some weed killer, spray designs into the yards. Like a swastica if you think thats funny, personally i'd just do an anarchy sign. Pretty much ruins the yard.

[stealthyeliminator]

:D :lol: :D :lol: those are great. i was thinking about putting some kind of cheap cooking oil all over their porch hoping they would slip on it but i think that would be a little too much. the lawn thing was funny. so was the for sale sign one. come to think of it, wasp spray kills their grass so i could just use that to make a design.

[stealthyeliminator]

oh, and about them knowing it was me: its not what you know, its what you can prove. :D yes i did steal that from a movie, but its pretty much true nowa days.

[GrungeIsDead]

they don't have to prove ###### to hold a grudge though.

[yellowpumpguy]

Not only is that illegal and really dumb, I HIGHLY CONDONE IT. That would be soo funny. Just don't mess up any of their stuff with any paintballs. Wouldn't want to give the sport a bad name(just idiotic). You can smear peanutbutter all over their door knobs. In the morning it's covered in ants and sticky as crap. And you can't beat an old fashioned TP roll over the house a few times. Have fun. ;)

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Cover their windows with signs that say " Your house has been sold, and good luck getting out of the house.... Its covered with things and furniture is outside." Stupid I know.... a little too stupid, but hey! Get the glue, and they cant get out. SIGNS DONT LIE!

[TOTAL N00B]

Originally posted by GrungeIsDead@May 17 2005, 11:57 AM
oh yes, not to forget messing up peoples lawns, i forgot about this, get some sort of spray bottles, mix in with vinager and bleach and some weed killer, spray designs into the yards. Like a swastica if you think thats funny, personally i'd just do an anarchy sign. Pretty much ruins the yard.
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Holy Sh*t i see wat u do with ur free time

You can get bumper stickers on the internet, that have things like "I heart (picture of a rooster)" ... if ya don't get it, then don't buy it. then put them on the back of peoples cars, only do these car things to rich people, no sense in messing up some poor guys shitmobile.
LMAO NICE

[stealthyeliminator]

"they don't have to prove ###### to hold a grudge though."

meh, they cant do nothin. we have been having small feuds for at least a year now.

"Just don't mess up any of their stuff with any paintballs. Wouldn't want to give the sport a bad name(just idiotic). You can smear peanutbutter all over their door knobs. In the morning it's covered in ants and sticky as crap. And you can't beat an old fashioned TP roll over the house a few times. Have fun."

i would never use anything associated with paintball. peanut butter is a good idea. i was trying to think of something i could put all over their doors and porch that would attract ants because they already have an ant problem. :D i cant TP their house because that would cover up the graffiti(sp).

[stealthyeliminator]

oh yea, i forgot to mention they have a brand new car... i was thinking about sardines(sp) in the engine. i have to do plenty to the car.

[superdude90]

get molases and pour it in the gas tank. next, coat a few golf balls in silicon sealent and plug them into their tailpipe on the car. then, slice their tires. then, spell out KKK or a hitler sign with red paint on their door. then put ducttape all around their car so they cant open the door.

just some stuff ive done myself. :)

[stealthyeliminator]

i cant destroy anything, i dont feel like going to JDC.

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Yourself :blink: :blink: ..... Im a good boy! :D

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

bummer..... :(

[superdude90]

Originally posted by stealthyeliminator@May 18 2005, 07:16 PM
i cant destroy anything, i dont feel like going to JDC.
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ok, fine. AT LEAST put a condom on a bannana and attach a note that says "i know who you did last summer"

i did that to my cousin. he busted out laughing. thank goodness he knew it was me.

p.s. for added effect, dip the bannana in red paint to simulate blood.

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

( This will take some experimenting )

Tape a note that says go x amount of paces to "your neighbor" house ( Maybe a couple down ) then, when they get there have a spray paint that says "Welcome Devil" Thatll get em good.

[havoc1336]

Soooo.... ants you say, perfect.

this works like a charm, tried it myself. plus its very quiet, so you can pull it in the middle of the night.

first go to your local home and garden store, buy yourself a pesticide sprayer (not one with poison in it, the empty "do it yourself" kind, it should look like a big plastic jar with a pump and a spray wand at the end of a tube).
Now go to the super market and buy a bag of powdered sugar, not normal sugar the powdered kind trust me.
Go home and fill the sprayer with boiling water, then mix in as much powdered sugar as will disolve into the water.
pump up the sprayer and give thier house a new coat. by morining every bug in the neighborhood will swarm thier house.

The funnyest thing is that this causes some wierd rift in the food chain.
the bugs will attract mas quantities of birds, and other bug eaters, then those small animals will usualy attract every cat in the area, those will attract a small predator like a bobcat.

When me and my buddies did it we actually attracted a mountain lion, they had to call animal control.

It can be quite a spectacle.

Happy hunting.

[Poppintaco]

Get some firecrackers and put the all around the house with one huge fuse get some one to light it and it will wake them up and if they run out do the cooking oil thing where there door is or just get some mables so they bust there asses near there door.
If the po pos come put some carpet tacks around there drive way and under your neighbors car so it pops there tires and make sure to wear gloves and a hat so you dont leave anything behind :wink:

[stealthyeliminator]

ok, im doing the suger thing. thats halarious. fireckrackers, no thanks... they probably would come running out anyways, they would just call the "po pos". i thought that term was only used in my city, guess not.

[havoc1336]

just when you get em' with the sugar spray make sure you get every inch of the house, even go for the lawn, thier trees, plants. the more you spray the less likely they are to clean it all up, they will enevitably miss some and the whole thing starts again that night.

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Sounds very funny. :D

[jakethemaster99]

pee on there car door

[jakethemaster99]

make a sign that says WE (heart) the KKK, with a mask next to it

[stealthyeliminator]

Originally posted by jakethemaster99@May 19 2005, 02:51 PM
make a sign that says WE (heart) the KKK, with a mask next to it
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man is everyone here rasist or something????

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

*shrug shoulders* I think so.

[P.A.N.G. paintballer]

burn their house down

disclaimer *dont really do that*

[stealthyeliminator]

pang, i wish i could. that would be a little more than a prank though.

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Stealthy the Arson! :D

[danman2008]

Correction : Arsonist (######, I don't even know if I spelled that right!)

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Arson-Arsonist... Same definition.

[dieselman]

fill their cars with packing peanuts!!!!!!!

[stealthyeliminator]

hows that? break their window? lock pick their car door? that will land me in JDC!!!...... sounds fun. good idea.

[paintballinsniperman]

*PaintballinnTGP1608*

Sooo, break a window? And on the "why would you put crazy stuff" thing, my ############### English teacher IS a Nazi.... The kids ( Even girls :blink: ) refer to her ( Around school, not next to her ) as the "English Nazi". I HATE HER! Everybody does. :D .

Must put exxageration on Nazi.....

[paintballinsniperman]

*PaintballinnTGP1608*

Isnt Poppintaco crazy? ;) . Cant help it.... You are...

[sly spyder]

wow all of you gus are demented.....i love it:D...the sugar on the house is awesome....i give you mad props

[sly spyder]

haha i missed the pee on the car....i would definatly do that

[Adam Zawistowski]

i have a good prank, split an oreo in half, lick the part with the filling, and stik it to the neighbors house.tehe, thats bad@$$, haha B) pce