Five Word Game

[SpyderPB911]

Okay guys, let's play the one word story game. B) Each post has to be one word and you may use puntuation like (" ,) ect. and may end the sentence with a period (.) I'll start it off,

Once

[danman2008]

This is going to take forever lets make it the five word game. Are you ok with that thread maker whoever you are hahahha?

"there was a zombie on"

If we are still going one word

"there"

[SpyderPB911]

Okay five. So we got, "Once there was a zombie on"

"top of a toilet seat"

[stealthyeliminator]

doing a jig with a chipmunk.

(i couldnt have put useing it cause zombies dont eat.)

[SpyderPB911]

But when he fell it

[stealthyeliminator]

the zombie fell? ok, "when the zombie fell" in the toilet the chipmunk....

[stealthyeliminator]

so far: there once was a zombie on top of a toilet seat doing the jig with a chipmunk. when the zombie fell in the chipmunk flushed him down........

now someone continue the friggin story, now.

[SpyderPB911]

but he soon got stuck

[stealthyeliminator]

when the toilet over flowed

(if the next poster said it drowns the chipmink ill send you a penny in the mail)

[SpyderPB911]

and then the chipmunk drowns

(one penny please :D )

[stealthyeliminator]

then the zombie gets unstuck

(i lied :D )

[surealpaintballer]

and does the alive dance

[SpyderPB911]

once he then climbs out.

(damn stealthy i really needed that $.01 :unsure: lol...new sentence)

[surealpaintballer]

then jumps into some poop

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

slips and falls in again

[surealpaintballer]

on his fat bloody head

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

then magically finds Doom 3...


( Can "3" be a word or three )?

[surealpaintballer]

y not

and plays till he dies

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Then another zombie comes and

[Takon]

Originally posted by surealpaintballer@May 9 2005, 11:51 AM
y not

and plays till he dies
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but then, Bruce Campbell shows up with his boomstick...

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Its a 5-word game but whatever.....

He gets thrown into the toilet.
( By the zombie )

[AWGCaptain]

The zombie flushes the toilet

[AILD182]

and it overflows with water

[stealthyeliminator]

the zombie does cpr on chipmunk.

its six words, sue me. i cant belive no one saved the poor lil chipmunk. all it wanted to do was dance on top of the toilet seat with the zombie.

[frontboy1u]

cat

[stealthyeliminator]

Originally posted by frontboy1u@May 10 2005, 10:09 PM
cat
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ok, either youve gone braindead or your making a joke which i dont get.
just thinking about it... would the zombie doing cpr on the chipmunk save it or cause more problems? i know if i woke up to having a zombie doin cpr on me it would cause some serious problems... of course, i wouldnt have been doing a jig with it on top of a toilet seat either...

[AWGCaptain]

(cat? how about:) a cat eats the chipmunk

[frontboy1u]

toothbrush?

[stealthyeliminator]

a cat ate the chipmunk and then the cat brushed his teeth.

[AWGCaptain]

the zombie ate the cat

[stealthyeliminator]

but the cat didnt die

you people seriously need to stop killing off all our characters. how are we gonna have a story if everyone gets eaten or flushed down a toilet.

[surealpaintballer]

the cat played wit yarn

[dragon warrior]

then the yarn rolled away

[stealthyeliminator]

The cat played with yarn while it was in the zombie's stomack(sp?)?!?

Anyhow... "The yarn rolled away." The cat chased the yarn...

***I'll give the next poster TWO cents if he sais, "right out of a window."***

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Down stairs then out window.( Does that count )?

[stealthyeliminator]

the cat landed on someones....

paintballinTGP, if i hadnt of said i would give tou two cent it would count, but since i dont want to give you my money, no it doesnt count.

[AILD182]

face and tore it up...

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

flew back into the window....

( Guy was mad :D :angry: )

[stealthyeliminator]

and landed in the toilet

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

The zombie got a plunger....

[danman2008]

and blew up the earth.

Just kidding haha.

and started playing air guitar,

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

got kitty and played more. :blink: Kinda stupid for a zombie to play air guitar with a plunger, dont cha think?

[surealpaintballer]

became a famous guitar....

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

( Sureal I'll add on for you that... was 4 words ) " player "



Everyone figured ( and knew ) he was fake.

[AILD182]

and so they betrayed him

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Threw him in his toilet...


I never knew that toilets would be so popular on Paintball.com :)

[surealpaintballer]

(no more darn toilets..lol)

he got out and flipped

(isnt "a" count as a word)

[danman2008]

I dunno I put the zombie in the story too... it just makes things interesting hahaha.

[stealthyeliminator]

he got out and flipped. shawn showed up and.......

(shawn from shawn of the dead)

[AWGCaptain]

they pulled (*insert favorite paintball gun name*) out

[stealthyeliminator]

"they pulled timmys out" and light up the zombie.

[jakethemaster99]

the zombie ansewrd back

[Poppintaco]

with a monkey and pudding

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Set his plunger on fire. *His air guitar haha* :D

[stealthyeliminator]

gets arrested for brurning rubber.

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

He breaks out someway somehow.....

( This could be a reenactment of the Mummy )

[stealthyeliminator]

then he goes to his.....

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

zombie lair and gets more.

[stealthyeliminator]

gets more what???

umm.. "then he goes into his zombie lair and gets more" drunk then ever because he

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

brought more zombies actually but drunk works.

" Had more drunkens by him ". ( And zombies who were drunk ).

[stealthyeliminator]

then he became sober and....

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

they all magically died, then....

[stealthyeliminator]

i didnt know zombies could die....

anyhow, they all magically died, then..... an evil cat named catburt(sp)....

[surealpaintballer]

(5 words)

disappeared and tehn came this......

[paintfreak510]

big giant flamingo with the........

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

the grave and they played.....

[paintfreak510]

"big giant flamingo with the"claws the size of uranus

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Cancel mine I got mixed up.

[surealpaintballer]

and the lam went home...

[paintfreak510]

to his mom who was.......

[surealpaintballer]

actually his father....weird is......

[paintfreak510]

doing it with a frog

[stealthyeliminator]

what the crud? if you actually understand that you must be in first grade.

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

I'm lost.

[frontboy1u]

this is a stupid thread
thats 5

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

The beginning is funny Frontboy, we flush a guy down the toilet.

[recklesspaintballer21]

takin a big long crap

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

oooook.

[stealthyeliminator]

he wasnt craping. he was dancing on a toilet seat with a chipmunk who later flushed the zombie down the toilet and then got eaten by a crazed cat named catburt.

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Catburt became a zombie and...

( Please bring the zombie back to life, he was a main character. )

[stealthyeliminator]

killed the pointy haired boss....

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Were they IN Doom 3 this time?

[surealpaintballer]

Originally posted by PaintballinnTGP1608@May 15 2005, 03:08 AM
Were they IN Doom 3 this time?
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stay on topic

the boss dead the zombie

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Sureal, that wasnt exactly off-topic because the one and true zombie played Doom 3 earlier.

[trumpet blower88]

And then the elephants came!

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

They all ran into toilets. ( BIG toilets )

[stealthyeliminator]

the elephants crapped on sureal.

[paintballinsniperman]

*nice* Then hairy butts on him

[stealthyeliminator]

sureal blows up elephant with......

[paintballinsniperman]

"tries to blow up with"... cmon lets see

Dynamite but it all backfires.... ( on Sureal of course )

[stealthyeliminator]

ok, we can stop hurting sureal now.....

[PaintballinnTGP1608]

Yeah, hes dead by now.... THATS 5! :)

[ILikeNukes]

So far:
there once was a zombie on top of a toilet seat doing the jig with a chipmunk. when the zombie fell in the chipmunk flushed him down when the toilet over flowed and then the chipmunk drowns then the zombie gets unstuck and does the alive dance once he then climbs out. then jumps into some poop slips and falls in again on his fat bloody head then magically finds Doom 3 and plays till he dies. Then another zombie comes and but then, Bruce Campbell shows up with his boomstick He gets thrown into the toilet. The zombie flushes the toilet and it overflows with water the zombie does cpr on chipmunk. a cat eats the chipmunk and then the cat brushed his teeth. but the cat didnt die. the cat played wit yarn then the yarn rolled away. The cat chased the yarn Down stairs then out window. the cat landed on someones face and tore it up flew back into the window and landed in the toilet. The zombie got a plunger and started playing air guitar got kitty and played more. became a famous guitar player Everyone figured ( and knew ) he was fake. and so they betrayed him. Threw him in his toilet he got out and flipped. shawn showed up and they pulled (*insert favorite paintball gun name*) out and light up the zombie. the zombie ansewrd back with a monkey and pudding Set his plunger on fire. gets arrested for brurning rubber. He breaks out someway somehow then he goes to his zombie lair and gets more drunk then ever because he Had more drunkens by him. then he became sober and they all magically died, then an evil cat named catburt disappeared and tehn came this big giant flamingo with the the grave and they played "big giant flamingo with the"claws the size of uranus and the lam went home to his mom who was actually his father is doing it with a frog. The beginning is funny Frontboy, we flush a guy down the toilet. takin a big long crap he wasnt craping. he was dancing on a toilet seat with a chipmunk who later flushed the zombie down the toilet and then got eaten by a crazed cat named catburt. Catburt became a zombie and killed the pointy haired boss the boss dead the zombie And then the elephants came! They all ran into toilets. ( BIG toilets ) the elephants crapped on sureal. Then hairy butts on him sureal blows up elephant with Dynamite but it all backfires Yeah, hes dead by now. :blink:

[ILikeNukes]

then aliens come and kill...

[dyedude22]

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